Safety Third v3 - Women's T-Shirt utah The unicorn has a pink-and-yellow

The unicorn has a pink-and-yellow striped horn

Somewhere a 1950s housewife is smiling through frosting and measuring out exactly two cups of please stop talking

Distressed red and cream horseshoe-shaped badge with arched text reading "WOOSTER · SKATELAND" surrounding a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a pigtailed young woman in a flared skirt striking a dynamic roller skating pose

Picking him over Doc Holliday means you graduated from the quotable stuff into the villain's deep cuts

and tattoo-based relationship screening with equal urgency

Safety Third v3 - Women's T-Shirt utah The unicorn has a pink-and-yellowDemoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary. Somewhere an ER nurse just felt a chill and doesn't know why. The Details: Distressed white arched slab serif text reads "SAFETY" above "THIRD" in two stacked lines. Below, a cartoon lit firework shell wrapped in red, blue, and yellow stands upright on a red base, its fuse visibly burning, beside a claw hammer with a gray head