Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Light blue dot-matrix style text

Light blue dot-matrix style text composed of small circular pixels reads "SHALL WE PLAY A GAME

Arched distressed white text reads "THAT'S MY PIE" above a white line-art illustration of a pie with crimped crust

A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "MAKES" above "CAMBODIA" above "LOOK LIKE" above "KANSAS

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Light blue dot-matrix style textMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block