Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt fart A dead internet accent on

A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate

Navy blue text reads "I had a whale of a good time at

no one in the history of Thanksgiving has ever needed encouragement

Bold distressed block letters spell "TOSCHE STATION" in the center

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Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt fart A dead internet accent onSanta trading reindeer for a great white shark is the most honest upgrade in Christmas logistics because at least the shark is upfront about biting. Nobody questions the transportation budget when teeth are involved. The Details: Arched cream text reads "HAVE A HOLLY JAWLLY." Below, a vintage pulp style illustration depicts Santa Claus in his red suit riding a great white shark bursting from blue green ocean waves, its jaws open with rows of sharp